WEBSITE UPDATE: NEW FEATURES ONLINE ▼

XXXI/December/MMXXIV ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨written by: INTERN

Alright, listen up. While the CEO was probably sipping margaritas somewhere, I (the unpaid intern, your humble servant) have been grinding away to make this website actually functional. Here's what's new:

ARCHIVE IS FULLY OPERATIONAL!
That's right. You can now browse through all of Season One's glorious chaos. Every single title we've unleashed upon the world is catalogued and ready for your viewing pleasure. You're welcome.

UNPALPABLE COMIX ONLINE!
We've added entries to our new Unpalpable Comix section! Fresh content for you comic-hungry degenerates. Mostly snippets of things we've published before and we'll make sure to put new content eventually from our artists.... Go check it out before I change my mind and delete everything out of spite.

CONSOLE IS FULLY FUNCTIONAL
Our terminal is now completely operational. I've programmed it with my blood, sweat, and the last fragments of my sanity. Want to access it? Figure it out yourself. (Or check the cryptic hints that might randomly pop up... if you're lucky.)

WHAT?! THERE'S A FULLY PLAYABLE GAME ON THE WEBSITE!?!
Don't ask me how long it took to implement or how to access it. You'll get there, eventually...

More updates coming soon, probably. Assuming I don't quit and become a hermit living in the woods eating berries and screaming at birds.

凸(ﾟДﾟ#)
(Still unpaid. Still bitter. Still here.)

PALPABLE PRESS IS ONLINE. ▼

XXVI/November/MMXXV (´,,•ω•,,)♡written by: CEO

Back in July, we dropped a sudden Instagram announcement saying we were ceasing operations. People freaked out. Thousands of comments begging us not to vanish into the abyss... But fear not, because I, the CEO (yes, me, hello), am here to reveal the entire truth behind this absolute circus of a fiasco!!!!!

From 2018 to 2025, our "business model" (and I use that term generously) was basically: someone buys a title, and we sprint to the printer like gremlins, staple and fold like our lives depend on it, and voilà! A new copy is born. Zine fairs? Same thing. Print, staple, fold, pray. Sometimes everything sold. Sometimes nothing sold. Copies wandered from here to there to absolutely nowhere. Little zine orphans were constantly falling into the cracks of our office like they were trying to escape.

Eventually, it hit us: this “system” was financially cursed, logistically unhinged, and devouring the last remaining molecules of our team’s time and sanity. So we said, “Enough! Season One, the Faux Print-On-Demand Era, ends here.” And we retreated to the drawing board for a long, long nap. (Much deserved. Deeply necessary.)

Then, out of nowhere, we heard about a something-something grant. And suddenly all the things we were planning to slowly drag into existence with our bare hands became... slightly more possible. But that saga is for another time. Maybe when Juliana Duarte finally finishes writing the announcement for TEMPORADA EQUESTRE and its mysterious, majestic titles.

Meanwhile, you can already snoop around our newborn, baby-fresh website. It’s still waddling along in development... but the archive works! Mostly! And you can witness all the glorious trash we unleashed during Season One.

Will there be books in the next season?
Maybe.
Perhaps.
Who can say.
(Probably yes. But let me keep the drama.)

(⁠ノ⁠ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ⁠)⁠ノ⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻ あああああああああああああ!!!

TEST POST▼

XX/October/MMXXV ૮`⎚⩊⎚´აwritten by: INTERN

This is a test post to demonstrate how multiple blog entries work on the same page. Click the header above to expand or collapse this content!

The system allows you to have as many posts as you want, stacked vertically. Each one can be independently opened or closed by clicking its header. The first post (most recent) is open by default, while older posts start collapsed.

Notice how:

  • Only one needs to be open at a time (or all, or none!)
  • The green highlight shows which posts are currently expanded
  • The arrow icon rotates to indicate the state
  • Everything animates smoothly

Pretty neat, right?

ദ്ദി(⎚_⎚)